Nari Went ahead and typed up the Journal

it's one of those dry, wonderfully fall days when Wisconsin is at it's peaceful best. The cardinals are calling in the back yard, and people are falling out of windows tens of stories high! Dad is cutting the grass, and smoke and soot burn the eyes of businessmen in New York. The sun is shining it's late afternoon golden warmth, and planes have turned into fireballs. When life is jabberwocky, the only thing to do is hug your friend and kiss your loved ones and pray!

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